A collection of books I've written.

Merch, Pictures, Postcards, T-shirts

Like all the historical philosophers of significance, I too have a range of junk slightly funny casual-wear and appliances for sale.

Spare Change Donation

I give you world peace.


Quirky T-shirts

Most sizes available.


Coffee Mugs

You definitely don't have enough of these.


I will also sell my soul if there's any interest.