A collection of fiction and non-fiction books I've written.
A collection of fiction and non-fiction books I've written.
CUSTOMER SERVICE: A Novel
42,000 word book.
Highly reviewed and enjoyed by intellectuals.
REVIEWS
"A razor-sharp look into the mind of the modern slacker. 10/10"
--ARMAN GRANT
"I knew this was going to be great from the first chapter!"
--T. PERENCIO
"Instead of going to sleep I read the entire book in one sitting. The next day I re-read it again."
--M. MOENING
"Quite impressed that you did that much quality writing in 4 weeks."
--R.C. ABBOTT
"It took a lot of blood, sweat and tears to write this book."
--J.E. FISCHER
"I swear I'll read it this weekend."
--T. YATES
UPDATE: T. Yates has read the book and loved it.
I LOVE COMPUTERS! From Counting Tools to Helpful AI
1,912 word children's book.
Early Reading to Independent Reading levels (ages 6 - 10)
Original full-color illustrations on every reading page.
4 detailed chapters.
Hands-on prompts for home or classroom.
Promotes curiosity, imagination, and safety online.
Perfect for early readers, STEM-curious kids, homeschool families, and classroom libraries.
Because computers are amazing!
ATTRACTIVE WOMAN a small book of poetry
16 pages written by Dena Darvish Derakhshan.
8 poems.
Available in PDF format here. https://buymeacoffee.com/denadarvish/e/571906
Buy a signed copy for $7 + the cost of shipping. Email: danny@denaderakhshan.com
Follow on Amazon's Author Page.
Some books are FREE with Kindle Unlimited.
Merch, Pictures, Postcards, T-shirts
Like all the historical philosophers of significance, I too have a range of junk slightly funny casual-wear and appliances for sale.
I give you world peace.
$5
Most sizes available.
$23
You definitely don't have enough of these.
$12
My express goals are getting out of the office and spending as much time teaching my daughter guitar, piano, singing, and science exploration..
So buy something to support these ideals, you cheapskate.