A collection of fiction and non-fiction books I've written.
A collection of fiction and non-fiction books I've written.
42,000 word novel.
Highly reviewed and enjoyed by intellectuals.
REVIEWS
"A razor-sharp look into the mind of the modern slacker. 10/10"
--ARMAN GRANT
"I knew this was going to be great from the first chapter!"
--T. PERENCIO
"Instead of going to sleep I read the entire book in one sitting. The next day I re-read it again."
--M. MOENING
"Quite impressed that you did that much quality writing in 4 weeks."
--R.C. ABBOTT
"It took a lot of blood, sweat and tears to write this book."
--J.E. FISCHER
"I swear I'll read it this weekend."
--T. YATES
UPDATE: T. Yates has read the book and loved it.
Merch, Pictures, Postcards, T-shirts
Like all the historical philosophers of significance, I too have a range of junk slightly funny casual-wear and appliances for sale.
I give you world peace.
$5
Most sizes available.
$23
You definitely don't have enough of these.
$12
My business is used for the express goals of getting out of the office and spending more time teaching my daughter piano, singing, science exploration, and other art endeavors.
So buy something to support me, you cheapskate.